A Christmas story
You know that scene in A Christmas Story where the kid gets his tongue frozen to a flagpole? Emily reports that it ACTUALLY HAPPENED at my kid's preschool this morning.
School administrator's reaction when she went in to get a cup of warm water was apparently more "oh no not again" than "wtf how is that possible"
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