The perils of working from home, part 3,255:

Emily, this morning: "Nice outfit!"

Me: "Thanks!"

Me, hours later, looks down and notices I'm wearing plaid flannel sweatpants and a collared shirt in a mismatching color: "Waaaaaait a minute...."

It's too bad Stellan wasn't around; he'd been asking me to explain what "sarcasm" means.