What to do in case of nukular sharknado

"In an effort to figure out what to do before some form of boiling, somebody made the mistake of interviewing Slavoj Žižek, who took it as an opportunity to change the subject three hundred times before recommending that the proper thing to do in times of social catastrophe is hide in a cabin and read a book, which is almost verbatim the conversation that made me stop taking philosophy classes. He also said, 'violence never beats fascism' despite being old enough to know better. But nobody likes violence, so let's table that idea, for now." What to do in case of nukular sharknado