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Trent Long
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The following people say they're still in touch with Trent Long: Kyle Swanson.
Here's what Trent Long has told us about his life so far:
| The Quickie Generalities | |||||||||||
| Name (now): | Trent Long | ||||||||||
| Your E-mail Address: | trlong@ibm.net | ||||||||||
| Married? | single | ||||||||||
| Children? | 2 | ||||||||||
| Education? | 4-year degree | ||||||||||
| Job? | a 9-to-5'er | ||||||||||
| Your job title: | Computer Consultant | ||||||||||
| Lifestyle? | small city | ||||||||||
| On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your life? | 7 | ||||||||||
| Essay Questions (I) | |||||||||||
So how's life been treating you?Good! My ex-wife is a crack whore, my son can beat-up yours, and my daughter picks her nose and eats it! | |||||||||||
Are you the same person you were in high school? Nope, lost 6 inches and gained 100 pounds! | |||||||||||
| Location, Location, Location | |||||||||||
| Location in 1989: | India | ||||||||||
| Location in 1990: | Alabama | ||||||||||
| Location in 1991: | Africa | ||||||||||
| Location in 1992: | Australia/NZ | ||||||||||
| Location in 1993: | Asia | ||||||||||
| Location in 1994: | Canada | ||||||||||
| Location in 1995: | Mexico | ||||||||||
| Location in 1996: | Eastern Europe | ||||||||||
| Location in 1997: | Louisiana | ||||||||||
| Location in 1998: | Mississippi | ||||||||||
| Location in 1999: | California (North) | ||||||||||
| Location in 2000: | California (North) | ||||||||||
Where do you live right now? On Gardner Mountain, behind the highschool, along the 1.7 trail, in that rusted out old VW bus. Mr. Bartholomew and I split the rent. | |||||||||||
Describe the most interesting place you've ever lived: My exmother-in-law's house. | |||||||||||
What's your favorite place to visit?: Carson City; the women there east of town, out near the junkyards, are just so friendly. | |||||||||||
| Essay Questions (II) | |||||||||||
What are you most proud of in your life so far? During high school, the fact that my used tire stolen from Ken's Tires reached Pioneer Trail from the top of Ski Run Blvd. Post high school, the fact that I named my son Darryl and his sister Darryl. | |||||||||||
What are you least proud of in your life so far? Hitting Rocker in the eye with a snowball. | |||||||||||
If you could change anything about your life, what would it be? Why? I'd like to get a piece of Ms. Colescott. | |||||||||||
| Social Climbing | |||||||||||
| What "class" would you say you are? | Dirt poor | ||||||||||
| How satisfied are you, financially? | Have nothing | ||||||||||
| What kind of car do you drive? | Bicycle | ||||||||||
| Culture (and Merchandise) | |||||||||||
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| Essay Questions (III) | |||||||||||
Tell us something surprising: I gave birth to a Son and Daughter. | |||||||||||
Most interesting thing you've ever done: Riding in the passenger seat of a an old Chevy pickup, while an "unnamed" STHS graduate proceeded to run over a SLT police officer at 3:00 in the morning. | |||||||||||
| High School | |||||||||||
| Yearbook Clique: | Intellectual | ||||||||||
| Breakfast Club Clique: | Brain | ||||||||||
| Location Clique: | Theater | ||||||||||
| Did you enjoy high school? | Awful | ||||||||||
| How does it compare with real life? | Life after is much better | ||||||||||
| How does real life compare with your expecatations? | Much better | ||||||||||
| Politics | |||||||||||
| Sex | |||||||||||
| Sexual preference: | Heterosexual | ||||||||||
| Do you admit that to most people? | yes | ||||||||||
| When did you lose your virginity? | still trying to lose it | ||||||||||
| Happy about that? | no | ||||||||||
| Sex is... | A very good thing | ||||||||||
| Drugs | |||||||||||
| Coffee? | no | ||||||||||
| Tobacco? | no | ||||||||||
| Alcohol? | no | ||||||||||
| Antidepressants? | no | ||||||||||
| Nootropics? | no | ||||||||||
| Marijuana? | no | ||||||||||
| Uppers? | no | ||||||||||
| Serious uppers? | no | ||||||||||
| Downers? | no | ||||||||||
| Serious downers? | no | ||||||||||
| Hallucinogens? | no | ||||||||||
| Drugs are... | A good thing | ||||||||||
| Last Words | |||||||||||
In the yearbook, you predicted this for your future: I'm going to San Diego State University. | |||||||||||
Which parts were correct (or wrong)? I had my head so far up my ass when I wrote that, that I'm still trying to pull out. | |||||||||||
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Still pulling! | |||||||||||
In 20 years? Still pulling!! | |||||||||||
Your tombstone epitaph: Death due to suffocation. | |||||||||||
What question do you wish was on this questionnaire? Who else got a piece of Mrs. Gard? | |||||||||||
How many answers on this page are lies? None | |||||||||||
| The Sordid Aftermath (questions answered after the reunion) | |||||||||||