This page contains images which you’re unlikely to be at all interested in unless you are a) related to me, or b) an incredibly dull and misguided stalker of some sort. If you fall into either of the categories above, enjoy. (I’ve included large printable versions of some of them; if any of you in category A want to print out ones I didn’t include let me know. Or even if you’re in category B, I suppose.)

Stellan’s first photograph

Sound check

Hair

Stellan checks over the receipts

Stellan Among The Yoginis

Highly Illogical, Captain

Little Tubby Buoyant Boy

I can never reset this now

Incubator

The goggles! They do nothing!

Close-up

Stellan Yann Beck

Look what I made!

Smush

Foot

Awwwwww

Asleep

Box Of Stellan

Baby Lo-Jack

OM NOM NOM

Our Son, Professor Bunsen Honeydew

Where did this come from?

Emily greets a bear

Large Dog, Small Wife

The new Baby model... from GE!

Banner Clan, minus one

Working cookie

splash

Angora Fire

Fire helicopter

Spencer has a hat

The actual portrait

Full-motion portrait!

Getting ready for the family portrait

Let Go, Dog, Let Go

Go, Dog, Go

Spencer opens his Christmas present utilizing the immense power of drool

The relevant statistics

Harrison and Isaac accost Frank

Jillian and Harrison continue to accost Frank

Somewhat unclear on the concept

Preparing for a group photo

The whole clan

The whole clan, take two

The whole clan, plus penguin

And then things started getting a little nutty

Family

At this point the kids are doing the photography

Harrison has learned that cool trick

And he’s well-practiced at it, too

What I look like to someone three feet tall

Tamara

The best part of Christmas is the wrapping

Or the unwrapping, to be more precise

Lorelai takes some time out to do the crossword

Still evading the paparazzi

Lorelai

Lorelai avoids the paparazzi

Becks and Murrays at Christmas

Murrays

A quiet moment after dinner